Hey Blake, does this smell like clorophorm to you?– Chris Haseman
Anonymous asked: who's tumblr is this?
me: do you know what's cooler than 1 million queries per second?
michael: 1 billion queries per second?
me: no, zero queries per second. =p
rails http patch support →
otsdb dragons: * ,____________________________, * | This class is reserved for | * | OpenTSDB's internal usage! | * `----------------------------' * \ / \ //\ * \ |\___/| / \// \\ * /0 0 \__ / // | \ \ * / / \/_/ // | \ \ * @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \ * //_^_/ \/_ // | ...
my logs are encouraging me to succeed. 1329949086 f1408d28 get success 6.103515625E-5 1329949086 f47b7467 get success 5.4121017456055E-5 1329949086 d3f16b28 get success 5.2928924560547E-5 1329949086 ba7a31ee get success 5.2213668823242E-5 1329949086 302fbda8 get success 5.2928924560547E-5
Anonymous asked: joselin
bunting, are these your gym shorts?– peter
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They’re cheaper than day rates.– hahahaha, you’re welcome (via laboratoryequipment)
digits // lost dream (remix) →
i listen to this song every time i kick off a hadoop job, i highly recommend it for any future jobs you run.
likeddd asked: wat shu doing?
Sociopaths are immune to contagious yawning.– This is an ambiguously true scientific fact. While it is true that the contagious yawn is strongly related to empathy it is unclear as to whether or not sociopaths are immune.- Lily Barback, Associate Editor (via laboratoryequipment)
wye oak // holy holy
No meeting should ever be more than an hour, under penalty of death.– jett atwood
young prisms // if you want to →
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
Bijan Sabet: Why Facebook Connect shouldn't be... →
bijan: When I see startups that only offer FB Connect as the singular sign in option, I always get squeamish. I tell founders they should support FB Connect but they also support Twitter sign-in as well as giving users an option to sign in the good old fashioned way : user id & password. Sometimes… this is exactly why i have never signed up for turntable.fm, although now it...
this is why john bunting is on a no-fly list.– evan
Land Of Talk // Youth Bridge →